The Pedo was an anticlimax, sad little sod what just dreamed of kiddies not your real hands on Pedo, sad cunt, “Oh have you brought my videos?” he asked, I ask you, Tony and Forbsie was in fucking plod uniform and he thinks they are fucking couriers! “Oh fuck it,” Sharon insisted and she threw down the headset and rushed from the room. Sex video “Better take the Subaru,” he said and we got some tins of Four X and some pork pies in case we got peckish and piled in the Subaru, me and Head in the back, Tony driving. “Oh well never mind,” I said as I watched the control room team, “I guess I’ll wait down the Dog and Duck unless your ‘sopping hole’ needs attention eh Sharon?”
“I’d take you up on that if we didn’t have and audience!” Sharon replied, “Oops,” she says, duty calls, “Good Evening, Pedo Supplies, the North West’s premier
