“Not I sir, the CPS,” the Judge explained, “Take it up with them and Mr Allthwaite you are free to go!”
“Ta very much,” I said, “That hook and rope and that you had as evidence, can I have it back only we’re going pedo hunting again the weekend.”
“No Mr Allthwaite,” the Judge replied, “The curator of the Weatherfield Police museum has requested it for a exhibit in their forthcoming ‘War on Pedophiles’ exhibition.”
“Fair enough,” I said. The Trial
An excerpt from the legend of Johnno Allthwaite. Sex video “Ah,” Weasley dithered. “Very odd,” the Judge admitted, “Please continue.”
The prosecutor cleared his throat, “And you cannot remember who had this, and I quote, ‘wonderful,’ idea.”
“Nope,” I admitted, “It was supposed to be a red hot Iron bar but it takes a fucking long time to heat up with a gas blow lamp.”
“And you don’t deny you forced a sharpened curved red hot iron bar up the victim’s anus?”
