Hey, nobody is paying me to jerk off, so what the fuck!?! The wad I fire this time ricochets off my prized Franklin Mint sterling silver tray etched with a visage of Dolly Parton, and blasts through the wall to the bedroom. Sex video Getting up before noon is stupid, but Olga the cleaning lady gets here on time every week, and if I’m not up she’ll make the fucking bed with me in it. I think I made her angry. So I roll out, grab my least sticky copy of Swank and cop a squat for my morning dump. Nothing worse than Tuesday morning Jehovah Witnesses, and I’ve had it up to here with them. If you’ve never seen a 5’ 10”, 280lb woman with arms like 55-gallon drums wearing a leather corset and a 14” black strap-on dildo running full-steam at you, then you haven’t lived.
