“He’s here to see about joining Wetherfield Brass Band again,” Sandra said. Xxx video “Ease up mate your driving,” I reminded him, “You want get a black coffee before we goes home.”
“I’m fine,” he says, “But look mate I got to get me election address stuff done by Wednesday, and I reckon hanging pedophiles up by their bollocks is a vote winner.”
“Mate, that’s BNP not Lib Dem policy,” I told him but he wasn’t listening, he was watching Linda Hewes ample bosom as she pulled pints behind the bar of the Bar de Dauville, or Whetherfield (Todmoor Main) Miners and Shunters club as it used to be. “Not before time lad, thee always did have a good tone on Tenor Horn, well look sharp I’m late for section practice already, make sure you use a condom our Sandra,” he shouted “Clive will be round later.”
She gave us an evil look and like a prat I went to
