Potter has been too cocky in his recent assaults, Master. Lucius Malfoy
To: Lucius Malfoy
From: Peter Pettigrew
Re: Re:Our Master
So much for being “Lucky”. Sex video Gin
To: Lord Voldemort
From: Lucius Malfoy
Re:Today’s Assault
Master,
May I humbly request that you allow us to make the attack on the upcoming Hogwarts Quidditch Match on your behalf? Watch your Star Wars DVD’s. BTW, unit sales of the calendar are at 92. So Very Un-Lucky
To: Rita Skeeter
From: M. Your thoughts? – Oliver
To: Oliver Wood
From: Ginny Weasley
Re: Re: Calendars
Ouch, Oliver. Just thought I should let you know. I want them pummeled, pulverized, gutted, eviscerated, gouged, crucified, gored… I want them DEAD! Looking forward to the game, today. Stuart
Editor in Chief
Witch Weekly, Inc. Can’t you hex him or SOMETHING? Moldy bread, rancid water, etc. Meet you down there in a few!
